An old man and his wife visited their doctor for a check-up The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After performing some medical tests, he said, "I'm surprised you're in excellent health." The old man replies, "I attribute it to my good and clean life." "Your good and clean life?" "Yes. I have lived such a good and clean life. The Lord himself turns the light on for me when I use the bathroom and the Lord himself turns the light off for me when I leave." "The Lord himself did this?" the doctor asks for clarification. "Yes," the old man insisted. The doctor nodded politely and said he needed to examine his wife next. After the old man left, the doctor checked the wife. When he finished, he said, "You're in excellent health." "How is my husband?" the wife asks concerned. "Physically, he's fine. But I'm worried about his mental health." "Why?" the wife asks. "He insists the Lord himself turns the light on for him when he uses the bathroom and the Lord himself turns the light off when he leaves." The wife shouts, "MY GOD, THE DAMN FOOL IS PEEING IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!"