There used to be a really successful baker that lived in my town. He made bread from all sorts of different vegetables and sold the recipes as downloadable files from his website. But one day, totally out of the blue, he had to shut down. I saw him in the pub, drowning his sorrows and curiosity got the better of me. I walked over and said "Excuse me, aren't you that online baker? Would you mind sharing why you had to close? You were doing so well!" He said: "Well, I started with carrot bread, and I had a carrot dough file that sold like hot cakes. Then I moved onto broccoli bread, and I had a broccoli dough file that sold in the hundreds of thousands. Then I made cauliflower bread, and the cauliflower dough file was the most successful of the lot, but the moment I released a recipe for bread made from peas, the FBI turned up to my house and stole my computer"