Why did Isaac Newton marry an obese woman? Because the greater the mass the greater the attraction.#Isaac Newton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Isaac Newton discovered gravity Why isn't he in the credits? (Crossposted from /r/shittyaskscience)#Isaac Newton#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What are your favorite "science" jokes? Mine are Isaac Newton was a mathematician and physics scholar who transformed our scientific world. He developed the theories of gravitation. He invented calculus. And then he turned 25. Daddy, daddy, I'm cold. Go stand in the corner. Why? There's 90 degrees.#Isaac Newton#Science#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin#Isaac Newton#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp