Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered…

Heaven Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack. ""How did that happen?"" asks the first guy. ""Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."" ""Geez,"" says the first guy. ""If you'd opened the fridge, we…

2 friends die on the same day. They meet up in heaven One asks another, ""How did you die?"" ""I was home after work and I saw some mans shoes infront of the door that were not mine. I thought my wife was cheating on me. I went in and checked the wardrobe, no one there. Checked under the bed, no one there. I was so happy that I got a heart attack"" ""Well if you checked the fridge both you and I would be alive""

Heaven is getting too full... So God tells St. Peter to only let in people with really sad deaths, so the first man walks up and says ""I live on the 30th floor of an apartment building and I suspected that my wife is cheating on me so I get off of work early and go home. When I get there I discover clothes on the floor and my wife is just sitting there, so I start searching the apartment because I know he's in there. Finally I go out on the balcony and I see someone hanging there by their hands…