If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"

If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts.

Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan