Olympics The Olympics start in two weeks, but four year ago they were in Tokyo and Marjorie Taylor Greene were newly elected to Congress. She went with several other GOP Representatives (Darrell Issa and Young Kim) to the games. They were all thinking that since they were in Congress, they could get right into the Olympics, but of course those are tough tickets to come by. They went round back to see if they could sneak in, but there was a guard at the rear entrance which is also where the competing athletes entered. Kim looks around and sees a long pole on the ground and gets an idea. She grabs the pole and walks up to the guard and says "Kim. Canada. Pole Vaulting." The guard thinks she's an athlete and let's her in. Issa sees this and thinks he could try too. He grabbed a manhole cover and walked up to the guard. "Issa. Scotland. Discus." and the guard let him in. Marjorie is looking all over for something to help get her in and sees a bale of barbed wire. She grabs the bale and proudly exclaims to the guard... "Greene, United States. Fencing."