How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3: a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. (Courtesy of my dad)

A lesson in Marketing Ran into the guy who played Captain Kirk. After some small talk he began to tell me of a new business venture. But it was failing. I asked why he thought that was. He said... "Well I wanted to assert myself in the business world by shedding the Captain Kirk thing and naming a business after myself. But I should have avoided the designer clothing industry." Really, I asked? "Yes, said the former Sci Fi star... Turns out that nobody wants to buy Shatner Pants"

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3. A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear