3 Brits are on holiday in Iran, smoking weed while sitting on a bench: One is goth girl, the second is a very progressive man with a rainbow t-shirt, the 3rd is a business man in suit and tie. A police officer comes over, and instantly arrrests the business man, taking him into his car. He then starts to drive off. "Why did you arrest me?" Asks the business man "Well, weed is haram, and very much illegal here in the islamic republic of iran" said the officer "What about the others? They were smoking it too!" Exclaims the man "That is true" said the officer "but over here we also dont have any issue with women and gays getting stoned"