I don't like limericks generally, but here's a couple that I love A spiritual healer named Lee Ducked into an alley to pee He pissed in the eye Of a blind homeless guy who cried, "Holy shit! I can see!" There once was a poet named Stan Whose limericks never did scan When told this was so He'd reply, "yes, I know... ...but the thing is, you see, I've gone and gotten myself into this really rather ridiculous habit recently of always trying to cram as many completely unnecessary additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"