I Got Pull Over Today (real conversation with cop) So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him. Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I’m an idiot. Officer: [grinning] Well. Me: I rolled a stop. Stupid. [awkwardly] I am… stupid. Officer: Yeah. Me: I’m sorry. That was….I’m sorry. Officer: [givin…

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha.

it's not great, but not terrible either. Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" tople…

I came up with this joke myself. One person laughed. What do you think? I work with a guy who moved to Vermont from Hawaii. He likes to start with people but also has people who like him. Those people always ask about him..."How is he?", "Does he still work here?" My joke is in response to those two questions. (His name) is the reason Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. Evidently they missed. Yeah, he likes to create things like world wars. I'm not racist, I just don't like him.