Captain Bighead I used to work on boats and once worked with a Captain who possessed a humongous head, like a deformed watermelon. The lads used to call him a Sniper's Dream or the less imaginative title, Captain Bighead. One day I was talking to him about the perils of sailing and asked him what his biggest fear was. He turned, looked me straight in the eye and with his huge noggin blocking out the sun, he replied "Cap sizing"