Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors

Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure

The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.

When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent.