When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent.#Dwayne Johnson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure#Dwayne Johnson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's that? "It's my pet rock." Why does it look sad? DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry.#Dwayne Johnson#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win.#Dwayne Johnson#President#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp