Two lion cubs were born. They were brothers. While they will still very young, one lion was sent to a zoo in Australia and one was sent to a zoo in Italy. Years later, the brothers meet again and discuss their lives. The Australian brother says: ""These guys've been good to me, mate. I've been really happy and I'm the star attraction of my zoo. I don't think any lion has it better than me!"" The Italian brother says: ""That's-a nothing! I get every single-a thing that-a you could ask for! Meat, …

A young boy uncovers a dark secret... (Disclaimer: Long, but very much worth the read.) There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy's home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived. Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there. One day, when the…

If you have 10 minutes to spare... There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy's home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived. Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there. One day, when the wind was blowing down off the mountain, the air turn…

Man lost in the desert A man is lost in a desert in Australia. He crawls for day until he finds a road. He hasn't had water in days. He sees a sign on each side of the road. On one side it says hope, 4 miles, on the other side it says Mercy 3 miles. Naturally he chooses to go to Mercy. As he gets close he sees that Mercy is one shack. He crawls closer and he sees that the shack is or was a restaurant, he can't tell if it is even open. Finally he gets to the door and sure enough there is an old w…