Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated.

A boy sits in class watching the clock when the teacher stands up in front of the class And tells the class since there isn't much time before the end of class and it was Friday she will play a game with them. She explains the rules. Teacher: Guess which president said the quote and you can leave early. The boy is excited this is his favorite subject and he knows he is going home early today. Teacher: "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country." The boy r…

What do John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton have in common? Both of their political careers ended with a stained dress.

Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving? He won't inhale.