The cattle rancher and the potato farmer. A wealthy Texas cattle rancher goes to Maine to visit his cousin who is a humble potato farmer. The Texas rancher sees his cousin's small plot and says with a boastful, mocking drawl, "Back in Texas, mah ranch is so big, it takes me all day just to drive acrosst it." The humble farmer replies in his flinty, downeast accent, " Ayuh, I once had a cah like that."