What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad

Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad.

If countries were in Highschool Imagine countries are people in high school. you have America. they are the guy that just good at anything and has the ego to show it, good at sports, intelligent, good looking and witty but they cant help but shove it down your throat. then you got his sidekicks like Australia who is just in the back egging America on like ""yeah get him, get him, UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!!!"". Britain is the person who has past differences with people, might've been a few wars here a…

Pawdon me, but would anyone like to hear some dog jokes? I was walking through the park the other day when I came across a man playing chess with his pet dog. ""That's amazing!"" I exclaimed. The dog was not phased, and he appeared to be in deep concentration as he peered down at the chess board. It must have been his move. The owner, an elderly man, glanced up at me. ""Whatchya want, laddie?"" ""Your dog- that's astounding! You're playing chess with your dog!"" ""Eh?"" he replied, ""The hound i…