The engineer dies and goes to meet St. Peter St. Peter has a book with him that has all the names who goes into heaven. He checks it but doesn't find the engineers name St. Peter says "I'm sorry you're going to have to meet your final beckoning below" The engineer thinks this is wrong and makes him check again. He checks again and says " I'm sorry your name is not listed here, you've got to go down below" The engineer thinks this is wrong and reluctantly goes down below. A month goes by, as a routine God calls down to the devil to see how everything is. The devil says "everything is fantastic down here, we love that engineer you sent us" God says "what engineer?" The devil replies "that engineer you sent us a month ago. He's fantastic! Because of him, the smoke has all been cleared up, he got us an escalator, and within two weeks we're going to have air conditioning!" God said " wait a minute that's a mistake! You weren't supposed to get that engineer, you gotta send him back!" To which the devil replies " no way, we love him " Then God said " if you don't send him back, we're going to sue you!" The devil says, " oh yeah? With what lawyers?"