Medvedev calls Putin, nervously telling him that it would be a good idea to get rid of time zones altogether. "Why"? Putin asks ​ "I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she has it tomorrow. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it's not today." "Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff, remember when tha…

Russian prime minister Medvedev comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones. " I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow." "Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with their pres…

A secretary at the Kremlin is having a cigarette break besides the main entrance. All of a sudden, the doors fly open and bursting out of the building comes a Russian Army general, muttering to himself: "That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!" The secretary thought to herself that she had better report to Putin right away what she had just heard. Upon hearing out what the secretary had to say, P…

Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones. " I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow." "Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff, remember when that Polish plane crashed with …