Make the horse laugh There's a sign outside a local bar that says, Anybody who can make our horse laugh can drink for free all night. A guy walks into the bar and says to the bartender, I'd like to try and make the horse laugh. He walks into the stables and a few moments later, the horse is laughing hysterically. The guy drinks for free all night. A few weeks later, he returns. The sign now says, Anybody who can make our horse cry drinks for free all night. The guy tells the bartender he wants to try again, goes into the stables, and when he comes out, the horse is crying buckets. The bartender says, Okay buddy, before you say anything, you have to tell me how you made my horse laugh, and then came back weeks later and made him cry. The guy sips on his free drink and says, well when I made him laugh, I told him that I have a bigger package than him. The man continues, and when I came back and made him cry, I showed him.