Another joke translated to English from my Uncle. Little ""peter"" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, ""Which fruits can be sucked on or smothered?"" A boy raised his hand and said, ""An orange!"" The teacher replied, ""yes, correct!"" A girl raised her hand as-well and said, ""A peach, teacher!"" To which the teacher also agreed. Finally, little Peter raised his hand and said, ""A set of PJ's!"" The teacher, confused, said, ""no, you cant su…

Teacher wants to play a game... 'Today we'll relax a little and play a spelling game. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then tell us what he would do for us if he were here today. All right, Jack, you can go first."" Jack stands up and says, 'My name's Jack. My father is a baker, thats B-A-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he'd bake a cake for the whole class to enjoy."" The class claps excitedly! Teacher says, 'Very good. All r…

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him ""you are driving me crazy, Peter""... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son o…

The Good Date Potato Pancake Joke Was recently told this joke by my professor. A boy is going on a date. Nervous, he asks the father for tips. The father runs the basics down and stresses one thing. ""Now son, there are only three things you can talk about : Food, Family and Philosophy"". The boy has no reason to doubt his father. He goes round the girl's house and picks her up and they drive to the restaurant. They order food, and say nothing after. It's incredibly awkward. ""So..... Do you lik…