Guy walks into a pub…. ….. he sits down and orders a beer. A few moments later a guy walks in with a frog, and orders a beer. He places the frog on the counter. The bar keeper says to the man “why have you got a frog?”. The second man says “I’ve got to sell it, my wife isn’t happy I have it.” First man jumps in and the bartender walks away “why would she not be happy with a frog, does it smell or make a mess?” Second man “if gives the best blow jobs anyone has ever had, my wife is jealous” First man “How much you selling it for?” Second man “£500” First man “I’m not giving you £500 for a frog without testing it out” Second man “£100 to test it” First man “ok then” and hands the £100 to the second man picks up the frog and takes it to the toilet. The second man was right this was not only the best blow job of his life he came twice and the frog swallowed” He comes back to the bar and says “you’ve a deal wow! That was amazing! I can’t believe it” he hands over £500 picks up the frog and leaves. He gets home and shouts to his wife, “I’ve just bought this frog that gives the worlds best blow job” “What do you want me to do about it?” His wife shouts back. “Teach it to cook and then pack your bags”! Says the man.