Three men walk into a party. The first man beelines toward a table with a bowl of punch. The second man closely follows. A few people are ahead of them so while they wait the first man turns to the second man and asks: ""Have you ever heard the one about the garden gnome?"" The second man replies ""No, not that I can recall..."" The first man begins ""Well you see, a garden gnome, a snake, and a raven walk into a bar."" The second man interrupts ""Snakes don't walk! They slither."" The first man…

Two men are sitting in a saloon.. They're arguing about whose horse can go longer without drinking water. One man says ""ill bet you $20 that my horse can drink enough water to go two days without another drink."" The other man says, ""well i'll bet you $50 that my horse can drink enough water to go four days without another drink."" Suddenly a man that had been sitting at the end of the bar speaks up, ""i'll bet you both $100 that MY horse can drink enough water to go for SEVEN days without ano…

There are three married men who are friends at a christmas party. The first man called his wife over and handed her a present. It was an expensive diamond ring. She hugged him and gave him a kiss. The second man went to the car and carried in a box. It was a massage chair. His wife came over and was ecstatic. The third man had no present, and his wife wasn't even there. The others were confused. ""Where's your wife?"" One of the men asked. The third man says, ""My wife said she wanted a dog for …

A bartender is closing down his bar at the end of the evening. Three men remain hunched over at the bar. Each has been there the whole night and has been drinking heavily, but none of them seem to have the strength or desire to strike up a conversation. As the bartender cleans the last few glasses before he kicks the three men out, he decides it's worth a shot to try to cheer these poor guys up. He goes up to them and asks what's got them down. As it turns out, the three of them have all just be…