Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites?" Say the lice.

What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell EDIT: I don't have time to reply to all the great comments here but THANK YOU ALL for the lols! Seriously, laughed out loud at a bunch of these, I'm rolling! EDIT EDIT: Thanks as well to the kind Redditor who referred me to the suicide helpline over this. I'm fine, but clearly not everyone liked my joke.

Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate The small sausage

Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.