So a pair of cannibals are sitting down to a nice meal... ...of Jerry Seinfeld. A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says, ""I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?"" as he cuts a slice from the front of Jerry's scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying, ""What's the deal with hairline food?""

Angel's Food vs. Devil's Food In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, ""You want chocolate with that?"" And Man said, ""Yes!"" and Woman said, ""and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles."" And they ga…

Creation of Medical Insurance In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that ?" And Man said, "Yes !" and Woman said, "and as …

Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.