3 men are riding in an airplane over their city 3 guys were in a Cessna Airplane flying over the city they lived in. The first man said ""I love my city so much, I'm gonna drop this 50 cent coin out the window for someone to find. That will make their day!"" So he threw it out. The second man pulled out a roll of coins and said ""I love my city so much that I'll throw this whole roll of coins out the window! And he threw it out. The third man hated his city, so he pulled out an incendiary grenad…

At the maternity ward... Three men sit in the maternity ward of a hospital. The orderly comes in and says to the first man ""Congratulations sir! you are the proud father of two healthy twins!"" the man replies ""Hah! what a coincidence! I work at Twin City Motors!"" whereupon he hoes into the ward to be with his wife. a few minutes pass, before the orderly returns and says to the second man ""Congratulations, sir! you are the proud father of three healthy triplets!"" to which he replies ""Hah! …

Plane over the Jungle There is a plane flying over a vast jungle. The plane is about to crash, so the passengers are instructed to lose some weight on the plane. There are three men in question that day, who each threw over something important to themselves. ""I have too many of these,"" said the first man, as he threw over some suitcases full of clothes. ""I have too many of these,"" said the second man, as he threw over some crates full of fruit. ""I have too many of these,"" said the third ma…

Three guys are waiting in a maternity ward The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man. ""Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!"" she says. The first man says ""What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!"" Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man, ""Your wife had triplets!"" The man says' ""Wow, I work for triple crown!"" Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out. ""What's wrong?"" She asks. …