Friend of mine just got his wife pregnant. Told him it reminded me of this joke. This very young and innocent country girl fell madly in love with this Greek guy and was determined to marry him. Her mother tried hard to stop her, but when she knew she couldn't stop her daughter, she said to her, ""Listen child, marry him and may you live happily ever after. But the day or night he asks you in bed to turn over, you come back to me, for he has lost respect for you."" The daughter agrees to this an…