> टीचर- कल क्यों नहीं आया?चिंटू- नहीं बताऊंगा?टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता,चिंटू- Valentine Day पर गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था,टीचर- इतना छोटा होकर भी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ घूमता है, कौन थी वो लड़की ?चिंटू- आपकी बेटी,टीचर बेहोश> सेल्समैन - सर कॉकरोच के लिए पाउडर लेंगे क्या?रवि - नहीं हम कॉकरोच को इतना लाड प्यार नहीं करते.आज पाउडर लगा देंगे, तो कल परफ्यूम मांगेगा.जवाब सुनकर सेल्समैन बेहोश!ऐसे ही मज़ेदार जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें > सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रेजी में फ…

Valentine' Day A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ""Love"" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says ""I'm sending out1,000 Valentine cards signed, Guess who?'"" ""But why?"" asks the man. ""I'm a divorce lawy…

A Joke A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ""Love"" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, ""I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"" ""But why?"" asks the man. ""I'm a divorce la…

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ''Love'' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. ''I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"" ''But why?'' asks the man. ''I'm a divorce lawyer.""