Two newfies are robbing a house Two newfies (guys from Newfoundland) are robbing a house. One of them is upstairs, and after dropping a big lamp, he hears the home's owner get up to investigate the noise. As he gets close, the robber goes "Miiaaowwww" imitating a cat, then he hears the guy grubling "God damn it, stupid cat" and go back to bed. When he meets his accomplice downstairs, who asks him what that noise was, he said "Dude we almost go caught, because i dropped a lamp and the guy woke up. Fortunately i made him believe it was the cat." So after a few minutes, the other robber then goes upstairs to continue checking for valuables. But he knocks over a book shelf that crashes to the ground. He panics when he hears the home owner getting up to investigate, so he hides in the closet. The owner enters the room and yells "Who's there?" So the newfie in the closet answers: "Uhh, it's the cat!"