Female Scotties I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, ""Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"" One of them angrily screeched, ""It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"" So I apologized and replied, ""I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"" And that's the last thing I remember.

Three large girls walk into a bar... They sit down at the bar and try to order a drink. The bartender clearly doesn't understand their heavy accents so a man comes over to try and help. The man says, ""excuse me, but are you ladies from Scotland?"" They say, ""No! Wales, Wales!"" ""Oh my apologies! Are you whales from Scotland?""

I met 3 women at the bar last night… I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember.

An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying "good boy."