Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice.

It's a miracle! An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" ""Just water,"" says the priest. The trooper says, ""Then why do I smell wine?"" The priest looks at the bottle and says, ""Good Lord! He's done it again!""

Ending a sentence with a preposition. A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern Belle sat down next to her. ""Where y'all goin' to?"" asked the Southern Belle. Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied ""I don't answer people who end their sentences with prepositions."" The Southern Belle thought a moment, and tried again. ""Where y'all goin' to, BITCH?""

Georgia and Connecticut girls Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together. One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut. The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains. Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, ""Hi. Where y'all from?"" Girl from Connecticut says, ""we're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition."" The girl from Georgia says, ""Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...cunt? House of Cards s1, e4