Bad Thanksgiving jokes from my sister What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for? Their age. What do you call the age of a Pilgrim? A pilgrimage. What can you call a relative who falls asleep after dinner? Your napkin. What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”