Three people die a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor 'you may go in.' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did she replied I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.' St. Peter asked the third man 'what did you do?' The man hung his …

Teacher persuasion, failed. The children had all been photographed for their high school picture, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,"" There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or ""That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher. She's dead.""

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."" For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the c…

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven. They are all asked, ""When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"" The first guy says, ""I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."" The second guy says, ""I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."" The last guy repl…