A bus full of ugly people crashes... A bus full of ugly people crashes. Everyone dies and goes to heaven, forming a line at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there and says, "Before you get into heaven, you get one wish." The first person in line says, "I wish I was beautiful!" Poof, they're beautiful, they get into heaven. The second guy says, "I wish I was beautiful too!" Poof, they're beautiful, they get into heaven. The guy at the end of the line starts to chuckle. The line gets shorter and shorter with everyone asking to be beautiful. Poof, they're beautiful, they get into heaven. The guy at the end of the line starts to laugh harder and harder until he's finally at the pearly gates with St. Peter. St. Peter asks the man, "What on earth is so funny?" And the man, through his tears of laughter, finally manages to say, "Make 'em all ugly again!"