In a neighbourhood there were two little brothers, Jim and Jake... Jim was 12, and Jake was 9, and they were two little devils. They ran around stealing stuff from the neighbours, and whenever something went missing on the neighbourhood, everyone knew it was their fault. One day, after they stole somethign yet again, their mother said: ""I'm done with you two!"", and decided to call the local priest for help. He suggested that she should send Jake to the church, and there he would turn into a mo…

Bible Confusion The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King James Version, to her only grandchild. Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both about the family members whose births and deaths w…

So a young man joins the army.. So a young man joins the army, it was his life plan since he was little because his grandfather and father before him both served. He felt like it was his duty to carry on the family tradition. So after he joins he goes through all his basic training and testing. A few months later he is being deployed, unfortunately the day he is to ship out he sleeps in. Not much mind you but just enough to make him last in line to receive his fire arm. When he finally gets to t…

A Sunday School teacher was teaching her young students When she decided to ask them where Jesus lives. A young little girl raises her hand and says ""Jesus lives in heaven with God!"" A young boy says ""Jesus lives in our hearts!"" The teacher was quite pleased with their answers until she saw Little Johnny raise his hand. She calls on Johnny and he says ""Jesus lives in my bathroom."" The teacher was confused so she asked him where he got his answer from, too which he replies ""Every morning I…