A Jewish man has a son... ...and he is very disappointed in his son's lack of interest in their faith. So he decides to send his son to Israel to learn a thing or two about Judaism. When the son returns, the father asks ""did you have a good trip?"" ""So great, Dad. I learned so much, saw some great historical landmarks, and even learned some Hebrew!"" The father was quite pleased. Then the son said ""and I also became a Christian!"" The father, being quite distraught, decided he needed some gui…

My mate John knows everyone in the world Just cross-posting this from over on /r/AskReddit My mate John claims to know everyone in the world. Last week, we were in the pub, and he was bragging about it. ""Not everyone, though, John!"" I said. He said ""Wait a minute"", pulled out his phone, and made a call. Next thing you know, we're in a taxi on the way to Buckingham Palace. We pull up outside, the guard waves us through, saying ""Hi John!"", and we stop at the front door. Prince Phillip answer…

Two Jewish Mothers Talking About Their Sons... ...And one of them says ""I sent my son to Israel and he has come back a Christian."" The other Jewish mother listens, thinks for a moment and says, ""That's odd. I sent my son to Israel and he returned as a Christian."" So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said ""T…

A jewish father's son Goes to Israel. A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend. The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, ""That's odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian."" So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had ret…