The Fonz Henry Winkler was flying from London to New York and started to feel cold. He requested a blanket and pillow from the flight attendant. Upon returning with these items the flight attendant asked, “Would you like some headphones?” “I would love that!” he replied. “But it’s pronounced ‘Fonz’.”

A Plane is Crashing over the Atlantic A plane is halfway between New York and London when the pilot announces to the passengers that two engines have failed, and that they will be making an emergency landing in about 30 minutes. Most of the passengers are relatively calm, except for a woman in the back of the plane, who is in absolute hysterics. She is screaming and crying, until she stands up and shouts, ""Please! Before I die, I want someone in here to make me feel like a real WOMAN!"" A tall,…

The Trump family is flying from New York to Washington Donald looks down on the cities below and says ""I think I'll throw a $100 bill out the window and make some American happy."" Melania says ""Oh honey, why not throw ten $10 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"" So then Ivanka says, ""Even better Daddy, throw 100 one dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy? To which the pilot says ""Why don't you all jump out the window and make the whole damn country happy?""

Vicky gets her helicopter ride Henry and his wife Vicky went to the state fair every year, and every year Vicky would say, ""Henry, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"". Henry always replied, ""I know Vicky, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars -- and 50 dollars is 50 dollars"". One year Henry and Vicky went to the fair, and Vicky said, ""Henry, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."" Henry replied, ""Vicky that helicopter is 50 dollars -- and 50…