😄 The Fonz Henry Winkler was flying from London to New York and started to feel cold. He requested ...

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The Fonz Henry Winkler was flying from London to New York and started to feel cold. He requested a blanket and pillow from the flight attendant. Upon returning with these items the flight attendant asked, “Would you like some headphones?” “I would love that!” he replied. “But it’s pronounced ‘Fonz’.”

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Joke ID: 01KKTN3HNQDGKWKZ3DTQDJVRMX

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