I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse.

A man walks into a synagogue with a dog... A man walks into a synagogue with a dog. The Rabbi comes up to him and says, ""Pardon me, this is a House of Worship; you can't bring your dog in here."" ""What do you mean,"" says the man, ""this is a Jewish dog! Look."" The Rabbi looks carefully and sees, that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck, this dog has a [tallit](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tallit-bag.jpg) bag around its neck. ""Rover,"" says the man…

Three Holy Men & a Bear A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of a university. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee, and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to conve…

Priest, Preacher and Rabbi Every Monday morning the local Catholic Priest, Preacher from the Church of God and Jewish Rabbi would meet at the local diner and discuss their weekend services. They always tried to outdo each other bragging about their congregations and sermons. Finally the diner owner got tired of it. ""It's always the same with you three. Why don't you take on something challenging?"" ""Like what?"" asked the priest. ""Doesn't the Bible say something about scripture taming a wild …