I'll have a colorectal cancer with egg and cheese Em is my wife, Me - I'm going to McDonald's and ordering a colorectal cancer with egg and cheese on a biscuit Em - What? Me - Who said that Em - I don't know Me - No, who said Em - I don't know who said that Me - No, WHO said that bacon causes colorectal cancer Em - I DONT KNOW Me- No, W.H.O said that, the World Health Organization.

Topical Jokes for 9/5/14 (for best results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night host) In Oregon, a veterinarian discovered 43 socks in a Great Dane's stomach. The dog was taken to the vet when the owner wanted to find out why his sock drawer was growling. To ward off evil spirits, a woman in India has married a stray dog. The woman's biggest complaint about being married to a dog is everything. A new study has determined that wearing a bra, does not cause breast cancer. The stu…

'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'Okay Google' 'Okay Google, who?' 'Sorry I didn't catch that' 'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?' 'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '

The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer. Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.