Sherlock and his friend Watson go camping They pitch up their tent and fall asleep. A few hours later, they both wake up. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "I see millions and millions of stars, my dear Holmes." Holmes: "Tell me what that means Watson." Watson: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that they are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the lord is all powerful and that we are insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks "Watson you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."