Tax. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100... If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this... The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happ…

How do you begin a politically incorrect joke? President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

Why is the right twix bar always more expensive ? That's cause the left uses government funding to make food cheaper for everyone.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots.