I was watching a show about Ancient Egypt, and they mentioned that there were Seven Sacred Oils that they used to anoint the dead with. I thought that sounded interesting, so I decided to Google "Seven Sacred Oils of Egypt" and the entire front page of results is about where I can buy the essential oils the Egyptians used, you know mlm shit. I cannot stress enough how this is not what I was looking for, but in hindsight I probably shouldn't have been surprised that looking up something related to Ancient Egypt led me to a pyramid scheme.