Ten Science Jokes for Nerds * I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down. * I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. * Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers. * Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. * Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell. * A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: ""What do we want?"". ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"". ""Irrelevant."" * What…

The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad.

So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win

*donates body to science* Science: "I have a boyfriend"