What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born.

[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing

Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.

one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said "Watch me" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year