😄 A joke for Monday… My boss pulled up in his brand new Lexus today and I couldn’t help but admire it...

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A joke for Monday… My boss pulled up in his brand new Lexus today and I couldn’t help but admire it. “Nice car,” I said as he got out. “Well,” he said, noticing my admiring looks, “If you work hard, put the hours in, and really strive for excellence, then….. I’ll have an even better one next year.”

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Joke ID: 01KKTN2JT8A2Y26V1H3CKBJ3S3

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