Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever.

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: ""I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."" ""Quattro is just the name of the car,"" the driver replies in disbelieve. ""Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."" ""You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here,"" sh…

Germans 5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian Border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, ""It's a illegala to putta 5 People in a Quattro."" ""Vot do you mean it's illegal?"" Asks the German driver. ""Quattro meansa four"" replies the Italian Official. ""Quattro is just ze name of ze Automobile...."" The German says unbelievingly, ""Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 Persons"". ""You canta pulla thata one on me!"" replies the Italian Customs Off…

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them ""It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."" ""Vot do you mean it's illegal?"" asks the German driver. ""Quattro meansa four"" replies the Italian official. ""Quattro is just ze name of ze friken automobile"" the German says disbelievingly. ""Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"" ""You canta pulla thata one on me!"" replies the Italian customs officer…