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At the State Fair.... Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, ""Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."" And every year Martha would say, ""I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."" This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, ""Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."" Martha replied, ""Stumpy, that there air…

One day, old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair... There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, ""Martha, I think I really should try that."" Martha replies, ""I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10."" So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says …