My friend and I were in Hawaii we both got messages saying ballistic missiles were closing in on us#Hawaii0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch.#Hawaii0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.#Hawaii#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?#Hawaii#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Gwen Stefani goes to Hawaii I bet she aint no mahaloback girl either.#Gwen Stefani#Hawaii#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp