Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd.

I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep

What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell

[OC/Longgg] (Experimental Christmas Poem) - ""Santa's Big Fat Sack is Coming""    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming! Down the Lane and through the Dell. Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Know this Tale and Hark thee well.    Santa's Sack is glistening Red From the Tension of its Presents. Every Girl and Boy awaits - Tensely squirming for Its Presence.    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Shoving down your Chimney Hole. Haunting you in every Househol…